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Therapist: What's on your mind?
Me: Honestly?
Therapist: Honestly, go ahead.
Me: Sex. This website. Sex. My followers.
Therapist: So.. This website, is it eHarmony?
Me: No, what are you smoking? Does it look like I need eHarmony?
Therapist: Okay well what is it called?
Me: I can't answer this question.
Therapist: Why not? It's a simple question.
Me: NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT UNLESS YOU ARE PART OF IT. You do not have an account, therefore, we cannot talk about this. End of discussion. 
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